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Saturday, April 29, 2017

Fun is fun...But...

I'm starting to get enough of all the rain.

The one good thing, is I'm not at work. I can only imagine the crackhead calls that are coming in up there. When the ground gets saturated, the storm lids start lifting in the lower level of the facility...Dumping water everywhere.

In weather like this, I like to climb my naked ass under a nice warm blanket & tune the world out.
I was over at the parents house, but when I saw that the shit was rolling in, I left. Of course I got caught in it, but I'm use to driving in crappy weather.

Rolling thunder is beautiful. Water in the basement sucks.

Friday, April 28, 2017

People are assholes.

Was making rounds changing lights, when I came across a waiting room, where some assholes took a box of sugar & threw packets all over the room. They were even out in the hall.

The sad thing is, I'm pretty sure I had an idea of who it was & they were adults, not kids. Since I didn't actually see it being done, it would be pure speculation on my part, but I'm really good at knowing what is going on and who is doing what. The social commentary I would love to drop on here, would only wind up getting me fired for speaking the truth. Sometimes, one must simply be satisfied with knowing what is & maintaining silence.

Wouldn't change the situation any. People will continue to be assholes, until the majority of the population decides that they have had enough of this kind of behavior. Instead, we see people come out of the woodwork & defend the assholes with excuses for their actions.

If I had a nickle for every person who simply didn't give a shit about what they do or who they offend...I would be an extremely wealthy man.

Thursday, April 27, 2017

My kingdom for dry draws....

Just as I was sitting down for lunch... Some nimrod snapped off a sprinkler head. Fun & mayhem ensued.

As we were trying to contain the flood & suck up water with wet vacs, I attempted to shut off the flow to the busted fitting alongside of the fire department. As soon as I stepped in the room, the water was so cold, it simply was taking my breath away.

Long story short, I finally found the shut offs in the ceiling, after the dayshift fire system guy called me. 5 valves in one area. Of course, it turned out to be the last one I closed. The rest of the night was sucking up water & cleaning up. I did stop to change clothes, but since I didn't have an extra pair of shoes, my feet stayed wet. I couldn't wait to get them off. (right after I popped a cold one)

They asked me if I wanted to stay & work another shift, but lets just be nice here & I'll say, I declined. Joey hasn't been getting the love he deserves & until I do, I'm not interested in working until I drop.

Suckers walk, money talks....

Wednesday, April 26, 2017


They are pretty much everywhere, but I wasn't expecting this unsanctioned one I ran across last night. I'm pretty sure the powers that be would never have approved it.

But what boggles my mind is that someone felt the need to post them in the public restrooms on a particular floor. In other words... Is there so many people who wipe their boogers on walls, that someone was compelled to chastise them on the practice?

I know people are nasty, I see it in play everyday, so I didn't remove them. Hey, if it keeps booger pickers from doing it... But knowing the nature of quite a lot of the roving public, it would seem to me that it would simply invite someone to do what they normally wouldn't think of. Trust me, I have seen much worse smeared on the walls on purpose.

And you can say what you will, but women are much more nastier than men when it comes to bathrooms. Gospel.

Tuesday, April 25, 2017

Who flung poo...


What can I say, it can really suck & last night, I had one nasty call after the other. All it takes is one little thing to grab the cable & you are wearing sludge. I'm ready to climb in a boat & get on a lake & catch some crappie instead of brown trout.

I'm sitting here typing this out & watching Caitlyn Jenner on Tucker Carlson... Again, it must be a complete night of shit being dumped on me. I don't care if you agree with me or not, because you can always just go somewhere else to read about some dumb ass shit, but I can't believe that the majority of the world, actually gives a dead rats ass about this fucked up man. As long as this aberration stays as far away from me & my mine... I could care less if he sews a penis on his forehead.

I'm not God, but if I was, there would be a whole lot of people getting a pineapple shoved up their ass.

Monday, April 24, 2017


Last couple of days, I have seen quite a lot of cops with people pulled over for speeding. On the way home, it was pretty much the same thing. One after another... They have to be raking in the dough.

What I can't understand is this...Why do people feel the need to drive like complete idiots? They drive the same roads everyday & they know where the police sit to conduct radar, yet there is an abundance of morons for them to choose from. It's hard to sympathize with folks who are driving triple digits. Don't get me wrong, I love these assholes. With them on the road flying by me, I know that it is only a matter of time before they get nailed & it is so satisfying to be able to see someone driving like a dick get pulled over.

Coming home, I usually run into this situation. I'm coming up on a car, being driven by an asshole who is going slow, ( and weaving ) as they tap out some shit on facebook. I put my blinker on & get in the passing lane. When I get right up next to them, they get all pissed off that I'm going around them & they speed up, so as to not allow me to get over in front of them.

Every situation like this is handled differently, depending on the location, the attention span of the idiot & the disposition of yours truly at the time.;~)

Sunday, April 23, 2017


My furnace kicked on & I have it set pretty low (but I'm no fool, not off yet). A guy I work with who is from Bosnia told me the other day that they have had a ton of snow & it has screwed many farmers. I looked it up & man...

Say what you will, but I kind of like the cold rainy weather myself. Beats a hundred degrees & I'm sure we will see that soon enough.

We swing one building finally to cooling & I had people complaining to me about it. Just goes to show you...No matter what you do, some people would bitch if you hung them with a new rope.

Erin Moran - R.I.P.
Blues move on in the playoffs. (Hell yeah)
I didn't get killed by some asshole texting on 270 (but not from a lack of trying)

I had a young woman tell me last night, as I was taking care of a problem, that I was a really smart man. I told her, even a blind pig eventually finds a truffle. The look on her face told me that she had no idea what the statement meant. I can only hope she later took the time to look it up. It amazes me how scholarly one can appear to be when conversing with the youth of today.

Why, showing up on a call that the phone isn't working in a room & simply plugging it in the correct way, causes one of them to gaze in amazement. See, they have never used a land line phone. A one eyed man is king in the land of the blind.