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Saturday, April 9, 2016

Not today my friend...

Yeah, I have a young friend who was tooling around on his hover board & tried to get me to jump on...Now, if I was going to do that, I would get my own, fall on some soft ass surface (instead of a concrete floor) & do it without an audience or a damn video camera first. When I got good, then I would play Rickey Ranger.

With age comes wisdom.

Besides, I don't want to wind up going viral breaking my penis in some Stretch Armstrong naked twister move. These days, it's more fun watching some other dill hole eat Earth.

Sometimes, walking away will allow you to drink beer in a bottle, instead of with a straw.