He called me tonight & said come over, lets drink some cold ones. I didn't want to get out, but thought, OK. What he meant was, come over & I'll watch you drink.
He did drink one & then was like, lets call it a night. He wants me to come in & watch him sleep (that isn't going to happen) He wanted to go fishing, but it is suppose to rain for three days. I don't mind getting wet, but he thinks shit melts instead of floats.
Me...I just want to smoke a cigarette & wear a hat.