If they ever have an Olympic event, for the quickest turd snatcher... or whatever else "intelligent" people throw into the drain pipes...I would have more medals than Phelps.
If it keeps raining like it is, I might have to add swimming to my daily routine. I'm not bitching, at least the weather cooled down. Good sleeping to a steady pound on the roof though.
Of course, throwing in I'm your Huckleberry every now & then works as well.