Eating some frozen Reese's peanut butter cups & drinking a nice cold brew. Oh, I remember some of the expensive shit I have purchased for women over the years. lets see, how did that work out for me....They got nice stuff & I paid for it.
Last night at work, I had a fellow employee (a woman) show me a box of chocolates & said, look what I got! I smiled & said, good for you, but the voice in my head was saying...Just what you need to increase that fat ass you drag around.
Hey, I really hope everyone has a decent day & you get all the sex & whatever other crap that trips your trigger. As for me.... I'll just savor the option of not having to be in a relationship knowing that eventually I'll have to give her everything I own.